It’s Thanksgiving and I’m grateful for many things.
One thing I’m grateful for is that I have a big, loving family — and they are all liberal Democrats.
We have our moments, but there won’t be any heated arguments with Uncle Joe who voted for Trump.
Last Thanksgiving, we had some disagreement about Bernie and Hillary.
But this year, before the conversation even begins, I’m confident that we will all generally agree that the president-elect is a scary, albeit entertaining, celebrity who is surrounded by seedy racist characters and destined to do a lot of damage to our great country.
That said, let’s have a happy Thanksgiving.
If you have opposing political factions at your table, consider that there are more important things in life than politics.
And — perhaps take some comfort in these favorite Rodgers and Hammerstein show tunes:
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HS 101 Introduction to White Supremacy
HS 112 Introduction to Misogyny
HS 113 Mexicans
HS 115 Blacks, Muslims, and Jews
HS 212 Practicum in Disrespect, Trolling, and Flaming (8 hrs, includes lab)
HS 235 Advanced Xenophobia
HS 245 LGBT Attacking
HS 379 The History of Stereoptyping
HS 436 Advanced Seminar on Superiority – Racial and Religious
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DS 112 Introduction to Insults
DS 115 Name Calling
DS 245 Gaslighting Techniques
DS 345 Advanced Blame
DS 356 Practicum in Lying
DS 365 Attention, Domination, and Division
DS 425 Advanced Seminar on Conspiracy Theories
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HA 111 Clowning
HA 111 Locker Room Lingo
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HA 335 Slurs: Mexicans, Muslims, Asians, and Blacks (including children)
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Earlier today, I saw a Facebook post reprinting an article in the Salisbury Post lamenting the decline of unbiased reporting in that thing we cherish that has been so widely and weirdly demonized of late, “the mainstream media.”
I attacked the piece’s sorry punctuation. In my view, if you’re going