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There once was a Palin named Todd

There once was a Palin named Todd
Who may have been loose with his rod.
A paper’s reporting
That he’s been cavorting
And thus shot both his and Sarah’s wad.

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Clyde Overcash underwear – Limerick 3

There once was an Arts Council Honcho
Who wore the Art Police Poncho.
When underwear waved
It pissed off Anne Cave
Until the real police said “Gotchu!”

Clyde Overcash underwear – Limerick 2

When Clyde’s underwear waved in the breeze
A local art lover got peeved.
In fact, this resident
Is Arts Council President
Unless jail time requires a leave.

Clyde Overcash underwear – Limerick 1

There once was an artist named Clyde
Whose art wasn’t selling inside.
His only relief
Were boxers (not briefs)
That he hung from his flagpole with pride.

There once was a mosquito named Pat

There once was a mosquito named Pat
Who drank blood until he was fat
His manners sucked
But he was slow to duck
So he died with a gooey splat!

There once was a girl in Aruba

There once was a girl in Aruba
Who went for a topless scuba.
When her fins got crossed
She got lost
And gave quite the eyeful to Cuba.

There once was a fish in the Atlantic

There once was a fish in the Atlantic
Who swam in a fashion most frantic.
He puffed his fin
While his mouth sucked in
Making his head gigantic.

Balloon Boy Limerick

There was a strange family named Heene
Whose son was nowhere to be seenie.
All afternoon
He wasn’t in a balloon
But was hiding from Daddy — a meanie.

Balloon Boy

Limerick: Senator Baucus from Montana

There once was a Senator named Max
Who made friends with insurance hacks
Then opposed the adoption
Of a public option
So he could fill up their money sacks.

Senator Baucus of Montana

Limerick: There once was a man named Cheney

There once was a man named Cheney
Whose heart was weak but head was brainy.
Torture — he defended.
Laws — he bended.
History will show him insaney.