There once was a mosquito named Pat

There once was a mosquito named Pat
Who drank blood until he was fat
His manners sucked
But he was slow to duck
So he died with a gooey splat!

One Reply to “There once was a mosquito named Pat”

lemons on the chain with the v-cuts lyrics says:

May 4, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Great Story, hey I stumbled on to this story while googling for new lyrics. Thanks for sharing I’ll email my friends about this too.

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