He: I’m not sure what you said.
She: You didn’t listen.
He: I know.
She: So now you don’t know.
He: I will if you tell me.
She: Repeat it?
He: Yes.
She: Double trouble for me and reward you for not listening?
He: If you want me to know what you’re saying.
She: Okay. I got hammered last night.
He: Really?
She: Yeah.
He: I didn’t notice.
She: You weren’t paying attention to me. You see this?
He: Ouch.
She: Yeah. Last night. on the porch stairs. And this.
He: Oh God. Shouldn’t you…
She: What?
He: See somebody.
She: That’s what I said.