he said she said

He: I’m not sure what you said.

She: You didn’t listen.

He: I know.

She: So now you don’t know.

He: I will if you tell me.

She: Repeat it?

He: Yes.

She: Double trouble for me and reward you for not listening?

He: If you want me to know what you’re saying.

She: Okay. I got hammered last night.

He: Really?

She: Yeah.

He: I didn’t notice.

She: You weren’t paying attention to me. You see this?

He: Ouch.

She: Yeah. Last night. on the porch stairs. And this.

He: Oh God. Shouldn’t you…

She: What?

He: See somebody.

She: That’s what I said.

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