Confessions of a Tabloid Writer. Only 14.99:
Contents
- Intro: How This Book Happened!
- Adopted teen threatens parents with babies of her own!
- Car-driving aliens lead people to their dreams!
- Alien visits man in his sleep…And teaches him four languages!
- They have sex earth, give birth in space…sexy alien women visit earth on pregnancy missions; victims say it’s heaven on earth’
- Deep-voiced aliens leave messages on answering machines!
- Armless Teenager perfect 300 game!
- Bank uses tear gas to evict family from house…unemployment put hubby in a state of rebellious depression!
- Bank robbers have sex during hold-up!
- Barmaid turns customers into sissies with hormones!
- Mother carries belly-dancing daughter’s baby…So she could keep working!
- Women with bigger breasts have more sex!…As do men with bigger chests!
- Blind Man’s Bluff!…Widow kept blind hubby in the dark; and a live-in lover in the next room!
- Brain Surgeon Uses Computer to Control Patients!
- Busty mom trades breats with flat-chested daughter!
- Cookie war ends in poisoned teachers, dead cafeteria manager!
- Cat saves owner’s life…by dialing 911!
- Priest Sexually Molested by Class!
- CD player gets woman pregnant…she thinks by Elvis!
- Cheers! Sassy barmaid gets beered and feathered!…because she walked, talked, and acted like Carla!
- Teacher Killed by 5-Year-Old Karate Kid!
- Baby’s first words are Chinese!
- Choir boy born without tongue –He sings through his nose!
- Eat with chopsticks…to lose weight!
- Woman dies On coffee-doughnut diet!
- Woman bounces out of six-year coma and wins pie baking contest!…Hubby knocked her out with rolling pin!
- Girl Wakes From Coma As A Genius!
- Terrorists Invade Condom Factories!
- Mixed-up couple has sex for the 1st time!…After 20 years of marriage!
- Bowling For Custody!
- Daughter sues mom for making her eat broccoli!
- Strange cult of ex-hippies worships deer!
- Dentist tries to quiet nagging ex-wife by pulling all her teeth!
- Digital Alarm Clock Tells Owner: “Sleep Forever”!
- Couple destroys all property over divorce!
- Doctor’s wives have more affairs!…They are on the prowl as a way to get back!
- Drug Using Dog Arrested!
- Woman feeds hubby his pet pooch in spaghetti sauce!
- Slam, bam, thank you ma’am!…Doctor fathers fifty babies during check-ups, then flees from angry moms!
- Hubby electrocutes wife with recliner!
- “I want to be a pimp!” says freshman business major!
- Wild dart throw restores deaf man’s hearing!
- Hooker gives up the trade when she meets her new true love: Golf!
- Man leaves 5,000 thank you notes in will!
- Groombusters! Hot new business caters to future in-laws!
- Family of five votes on parents! Mother to stay, father to move out! 3-2 vote ends hard fought campaign!
- Family Sues Doc For Fat Transplant Trick!
- Desperate father mugs his own son!
- Father of twenty-six has international family reunion!
- Fax lovers commit double suicide!
- Sad son dies from fear of flying!
- Killer gets free by chopping his fingers off!
- Former jock loses weight — by having a football implanted in his stomach!
- Former nun: “I’m crazy about sex!”
- Five-year-old girl gets $3 million in thank-you note!…found elderly man stuck in mailbox!
- Wheeling-dealing teenage girl gets custody of sad mom in bitter court battle!
- 17-year-old girl becomes grandma on graduation day!
- Handicapped great-grandfather delivers baby!…And now he remembers his own birth!
- Mugged grandma mugs back…with razor blades!
- Hitler’s ghost seen in dirty toilets!
- Homeless Man Sues Parents!
- Wife killed by jealous hooker!
- Man Destroys His Own Brain With Coffee!
- Jealous mom feeds hormones and steroids to foxy nanny…and destroys her womanly charm!
- Coin-Tossing Judge Kills Himself!
- Killer woman for hire:…sex pro kills men, legally, with sex!
- Lawyer put in jail…After throwing-up on witness!
- Fifty-two-year-old cripple wins road race…After recieving baby’s legs in transplant surgery!
- Life after death is better! (non-fiction)
- Macho boy has sex with teachers…Then gets them fired!
- Man addicted to encyclopedia!…won’t shave or cut hair until he’s read the whole thing!
- A man for all seasons…Paranoid millionaire creates four climates in his home– and he never leaves it!
- Man kills wife with remote!…he liked to watch ads; she liked to scan channels!
- Lassie fan joins pack of wild dogs!…says he likes them better than people!
- Manager tells employees: “Your wives are my propertyâ€
- Movement Underway to Clothe Michelangelo’s David!
- Invitations Mailed For Giant Bash In Year 2000 (non-fiction, written in 1989)
- Retired mill worker discovers $2 million in his bank account!
- Mother cuts-off her own toe!…To be with her family!
- Baby selling mommy commits suicide!…she wasn’t allowed to buy back her own kids!
- Bank Robbing Monkeys Aren’t Playing Around!
- Doctor begs judge for death penalty!…and Judge begs doc to drop charges against himself!
- Boy saves drowning great grandma!…she fell in goldfish pond!
- Teen Violence: Boy kills brother with pizza!
- Doctor implants T.V. remote in paraplegic’s brain!
- Drowsy man builds glass house! In order to stay awake!
- Wife sues hubby for bad breath!
- Muscle Money!…Body builder sells arms and legs to rich wimp for $3 million!
- Super rich parents sign pre-birth contracts!
- Woman trades baby for new car!
- Coach or pimp?…his players have sex with cheerleaders if they win, not if they lose!
- Ha ha! Bank robbery turns out to be practical joke!
- Angry man sells his neighbor’s house!
- Civil War ghosts warn Bush: avoid war at all costs!
- Judge discovers pretty-boy lawyer can’t read a lick!
- Deepen your relationships with reflective listening!
- Hubby licks wife’s feet twice a day!… As part of marriage contract!
- Woman dresses like man, turns gay friend into sex maniac hubby!
- Elvis and Marilyn have affair in heaven!
- Vet stirs genetic material, creates gentle, flying cat!
- Couple has sex in the freezer to avoid greenhouse effect!…results in quadruplets!
- Ten-Year-old Boy Never Sleeps, Destroys Family!
- Broken hearted orphan gives her mom a kidney!…and she still gets cold shoulder!
- Man risks millions to eat one noodle a day for a year!…and he’s gained weight!
- Trained ostrich catches team of burglars!
- Man’s Cigarette Causes Party Punch to Blow Up!
- Pet Eater Caught and Convicted!
- Microwave Brings Dead Pets Back To Life!
- Psychic Boy Predicts The End of Politics!
- Policeman has sex with women speeders!
- Childbirth cures woman of cancer!
- 15 tips for less fat in the diet –which means less fat on the body!
- Doctor implants T.V. remote…in paraplegic’s brain!
- Sad Parents Bombarded With High-Priced Gifts!
- School Discovers Principal is Brain Damaged!
- Missing children found in school basement, principal charged with kidnapping!
- Man and wife make love twice every day for 50 years!
- Steamy twins swap husbands!
- Wife Hypnotizes Husband, Makes Him a Slave!
- Warm milk doesn’t help you sleep!
- Man sues best friend for making him smoke!
- Two-timing wife starves herself for one hubby, gorges for the other! …gains or loses 100 pounds, according to who she’s with
- Couple divorces and marries each others parents!
- Man Kills Steroid Crazed Parrott!
- Altruistic boy scouts meet their brides in nursing homes!
- Lonely sex therapist is too skillful for her own good! …finds herself unemployed!
- Boy geniuis too smart for sex! …thousands of lusty women want his sperm!
- Warm hearted hooker turns the tables on men! …She pays them to have sex with their own wives!
- T.V. Set Receives $10,000 in Woman’s Will!…Judge Let’s it Stand!
- Man’s pet tarantula scratches his back,…furious wife moves out!
- Wife Tattoos Mother-in-Law’s Picture On Husband’s Face!
- Woman has baby on tennis court!
- Third Breast Cools Hot Model!
- Titanic victims speak from waterbed!
- Woman forgives hubby after tongue slashing!
- Man parks three blocks from home because his car is afraid of the driveway!
- World traveler forgets who she is, where she’s from!
- Forgiving wife wants hubby back inside! …After 20 years in tree house!
- Beautiful Twins Start Family Destruction Business!
- He won’t shave or cut hair!…Until he reads entire encyclopedia
- Woman’s tears remove warts
- Jealous wife controls hubby with computer …she drilled chips into his brain
- Woman buys her own baby from ex-hubby for $3 million!
- Strange but true…She caught a peeping Tom in a tar pit!
- Beauty queen dumps her hunk hubby for 400 pound wimp! …And her ex punches out new groom at the wedding!
- Woman saves son’s life by burning husband alive!