WILLIAM: I was gonna be a lawyer.
NINA: That’s a joke.
WILLIAM: I have a keen sense of justice.
NINA: You don’t know anything about justice.
WILLIAM: It’s all around. Since I know that, I would have been different. Most lawyers get in the pit and fight to the death. Then — out pops justice. (mischievous) So they think.
NINA: That is not what lawyers do.
WILLIAM: I bagged the idea after my first year. It wasn’t my karma.
NINA: Your karma was to sleep all day.
WILLIAM: Actually, I waited until my second year before I started sleeping all day. I had a perfect GPA both years.
NINA: No way.
WILLIAM: 4.0 my first year. Zero my second. Perfect both times.