There once was a pitcher from Kentucky

Jim Bunning
Pitcher Jim Bunning
Senator Jim Bunning

There once was a pitcher from Kentucky,
A U.S. Senator, and quite plucky.
He found it funny
When families lacked money:
“Screw the unemployed.  They’re unlucky!”

Balloon Boy Limerick

There was a strange family named Heene
Whose son was nowhere to be seenie.
All afternoon
He wasn’t in a balloon
But was hiding from Daddy — a meanie.

Balloon Boy
Balloon Boy